Samantha Palmer

full name → Samantha Josephine Palmer
nicknames → Sam, Sammie
parents → Rupert and Emily Palmer (Both deceased).
children → Kaylie McLean Palmer, 2 months old. 9/19/09.
birthdate & age → August 29th, 1977, 32 years.
hometown → New York City, New York, USA.
job → Chef, Il Mercato.
pets →A cocker spaniel named Meggie.
pb → Sarah Michelle Gellar. (Kaylie is NPCed by Charlotte Grace Prinze.)

height → 5'4" 1.63 m.
weight → About 115 lbs, 52 kgs.
hair and eye colour → Blonde, green.
build → Slim, fit.
relationship status → Divorced
sexuality → Straight
identifying characteristics → A tattoo on her right ankle and two small ones on her lower back. Presence of freckles all over a majority of her body.
clothing style → A culinary jacket, blouse and slacks for work, and usually weather-friendly casual clothes otherwise. Lots of tank tops, shorts, skirts, bathing suits (although less this summer now that she's had Allie so recently) and sun dresses. On occasion, she is also fond of leggings. Her clothes are neat, colors are coordinated, but she isn't too anal about that sort of thing, if it fits, looks presentable and will keep her cool, she's happy in it.



( Biography in full. )

Credit for the top survey goes to caleb_parker.

There's not a day that goes by that she doesn't amaze me. And it's cliche to say, every parent, I guess almost every parent, is amazed at their child, but, I always pegged myself as the type to not think that. So in a way, Kaylie has taught me a lot about myself since she arrived two months ago, stuff I probably wouldn't have learned otherwise.

And, then there is me. I'm Sam. If you really want, you can stickan 'antha' at the end of that, but, it's really not necessary, just more of a mouthful. I grew up in New York, but I've been all over the place in my adulthood, and an e-search landed me on a page for some real estate around here a few months ago. So here I am, brought the prodigy to start a new life. Another cliche thing, but we've had a rough couple of months. I'm (pretty much) twice divorced, and Kaylie's dad went. .wherever right after we filed, so, it's just us.

But this isn't a post to make me a pity case, I'm here to make my mark on you people, an it won't be in a negative way! I would have got this done sooner but we actually had a mini-Thanksgiving in the new house while we started making it homey, and festive for the upcoming holidays! I love holidays, all of them, screw greeting card companies and pagan origins, or the fact that Jesus was probably born in spring, I'd be happy if people celebrated my birthday six or eight months late, as long as they celebrated.

I've got a job at Il Mercato, I cook. The technical term is chef, but, lately I feel too snooty saying it. I like to cook, I LOVE to cook. There's not much that beats a good plate of food and a nice glass of wine and pairing those is not my forte in a professional sense, but, I know which if my bottles taste best with the dishes I make at home so really, just let me know if you like dinner parties, and I can definitely set up a night at my house on a monthly basis, pack you all in an feed you!

What else is there to say? I'm 32, my favorite color is pink, green is the runner up. While my hair is bottle enhanced, it is not bottle blonded and. . . .well I guess I'll save some secrets! Surprise you guys maybe, and feel less like I'm writing a memoir. Now. While I prep my list for my first big grocery run, who likes soft pretzels? I make a mean holiday pretzel, you'll never want anyone else's! I can customize for preferred religious observance too.

Did I pimp myself enough!? Sheesh. I'm sorry guys.